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The game you see under a family guy clip on youtube shorts.
Valorant gamer 1: Do you know Subway surfers?
Valorant gamer 2: UMM acTuAlLy I dO.
a game that bryadon and logan are obsessed with
"hey braydon, my high score has diamond" subway surfers
to eat a slice of pizza off a man’s dick as he’s dressed as a surfer
john: hey man me and your dad tried surfer boy pizza
bob: bro i thought we were gonna do that
When someone tech decks they're erect dick around the room like a plane into an accepting vagina.
My dick's feeling very aerodynamic tonight, I'm going to give her the old silver surfer later.
a surfer shower is used after a long day at the beach to rid the user of sand. to make a surfer shower, simply get an empty container ( fruit punch or milk cartons ) and fill it with water. when you get to the shore, leave the surfer shower in your trunk. as the day ends and you’re ready to go home, the water will be warm and you can rinse off before tracking sand in your car.
daughter: ughh i’m so sandy!
son: i know right! i’m getting a rash.
dad: don’t worry kids, we brought the surfer shower.
mom: y’all better not track sand in my car!
When you paint a surfboard silver and stick it right up there.
“James, fuck are you doing?”
“I’m doing the Silver Surfer ;)”