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Texting Terms

When you and another person never call or even talk in person and only text instead.

person 1:Whats up with you and your ant?
person 2: oh we are on texting terms so even though we live in the same house we dont ever talk we just text from different rooms
person 1: oh shit thats rough

by xX1TopShotXx June 30, 2018


term techie

when a person uses vocabulary that people with the highest degree in fields use to relate to them

The term techie Jordan Thomas Cooper could talk like people with a terminal degree in middle school and was part of his school's academic competition team (Quest) which was taught by a teacher who was Stephen Colbert's brother.

by Coop Dupe January 4, 2020


Term

(they're forcing me to write this)
Term is a really pog kid with awesome blue hair and anyone who says otherwise will be bad

i like Term

by panfruit October 11, 2021


Term

The word “Term” is used for school, such as “first term, second term”. It has more meanings too. For example, a kind of language or a branch of studying.

“The musical term ‘leitmotiv’.” “It’s been a year at school, It’s already second term.” “Today’s the first day of school, also the first term.”

by ChickenNuggetWithSeasonings January 8, 2022


Short-term hedonistic gratification

"Short term" so "What happens WITHIN your lifespan (rather than outside of it)" Hedonistic which means "Your own desire forged by your own will or pleasure seeking" and Gratification means "Satisfaction of desire or pleasure seeking. It's a semanticly redundant phrase that Jordan likes to get paid to spout that literally translates to "Now pleasure pleasure"

Dr. JeepJorp "You're obsessed with your own short-term hedonistic gratification! If you weren't so evil and psychopathic you would be more concerned with my kids getting the things THEY desire during THEIR lifespans! THEIR short term hedonistic gratification! If I had to do it then EVERYONE should have to do it! I mean, not for their own kids because they might not ever have them but for MY kids! They have a responsibility TO ME to do that think I said!"

Hym "No. I don't. You're trying to harvest my organs."

JeepJorp "You, um, owe it to YOURSELF! Yes, um, yeah I invoke your own self interest as the reasom you need to be harvested by me for my kids!"

Hym "I thought I wasn't owed anything. The only thing I'm owed in life is the choice between consenting to the harvesting of my organs and not doing that?"

JeepJorp "Yeah, um... It's Jesus! Jesus is, um, he said a thing though... Right? Like, he said stuff and... He loved having his organs harvested! He forgave us for... You know... Not knowing stuff, right?"

by Hym Iam January 12, 2024


privacy policy and terms of service.

To be honest who reads this you just scroll past, even the game designers make it possible to skip it as fast as possible.

did you just actually read the privacy policy and terms of service.

by dhkjefcyncnehjsdf May 11, 2022


snap term memory loss

When you send a snapchat and the person replies, but you forgot what you said originally

Person 1: Dude, she snapped me and I had no clue what she was talking about because I forgot what I said

Person 2: Oh you got that Snap Term Memory Loss

by Jiminy Biply Bobert September 5, 2019