penis..usually referred to as "uncle foamy" when a man becomes aroused or referring to something that would arouse them..
"that will make uncle foamy stand up and tap dance!!"
Everyone's Sexy Asian uncle, always offers you candy for a free ride in his van. Makes you feel like a real princess.
"hey is that uncle vince?"
"yeah lets get in his van!"
When an acquaintance feels the need to appear superior to his peers when discussing any given subject, he fabricates lies to increase his credibility, and appeals to an unseen, familial source such as "My English Uncles", who discovered, invented, or created, the central object of the discussion.
The "English Uncles" often remain unnamed, and separated by large distances, likely on a separate continent, so as to avoid any unpleasant outcomes of an investigation of the claims made by the acquaintance, about the "discoveries" and "inventions" of his "English Uncles".
Douglas-"A Roots supercharger can generate more power through the lower RPM band than a Twin-Screw superchager."
Lumps-"Dude my English Uncles actually engineered the first supercharger so I should know which one generates more power."
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A person that is built like a uncle with a beer belly on the top, and built like a skinny aunt on the bottom.
“She built like a aunty uncle”
The act of sticking your penis in a pumpkin before receiving oral sex as a prank.
She had the best evening imaginable, until she went to his room for a nightcap and tasted pumpkin while blowing him . Then his frat buddies jumped out of the closet with a camera and screamed " youve just got an uncle pricky".
An event when two or more bro's tie a girls feet together behind her head then roll her down a hill and take bets to see if she lands facing up or down like heads or tails.
Then that determines if u get a bj or take her from behind
_Nicholas:Bro let's have a threesome with my girl
Kyle:Okay let's play uncle jarryding to see who gets the bj or the poophole_
An Uncle Roach is the one of the coolest people you know. Uncle Roach is a rad dude. Contrary to popular belief you don't need to be related to him, typically he is just your dads best friend. Uncle Roach spends his time doing crazy stuff and pulling females.
"Hey uncle roach what you been up to"
"Nothing much young bitch, just beat my boss in a drag race"
"Uncle Roach you're so rad"