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A very expensive place where fires and horses run wild. Small, po-dunk town that coined the phrase 'Country Living'.
I drove 40 miles north of San Diego and wound up in Valley Center.
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Carmel Valley is probably the worst part of North County San Diego. The houses are all the same, and the people are all the same. They all try to fit into a certain group, emo, scene, and the like. There is no individuality. Everyone spends their weekend at the highlands, the only decent feature of Carmel Valley, talking about their money(real or not) and shallow friendships.
Del Martian: Hey, you want to go to Carmel valley tonight?
Solana Beacher: Screw that.
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A high school that is extremely below average, whether it is in athletics or just general living.
Located in Rumford, Maine, Mountain Valley harbors a serious grudge against Cape Elizabeth High School students simply because their football team's skill greatly surpasses that of Mountain Valley.
Who the fuck goes to Mountain Valley anyway?
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From the term Napa Valley - the obsessive need to fap after drinking a small amout of wine.
Man this wine is really heating me up, I'm going to Fapa Valley in the bathroom real quick before the guests arrive.
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The Atherton in the hills. Quiet, secluded, where everyone knows everyone. Obviously the people that wrote the previous definitions know nothing about what they're talking about. Everyone is rich here, but there are VERY FEW people who "brag" about their money. People drive a lot of nice cars, have nice houses. But less than half of the residents have vacation homes. Yes, some kids have really nice clothes and cars, but I have a shit car. And so do most of my friends. Almost everyone here is skinny, and 30% of the women here have had breast cancer. Some women have had plastic surgery, but its not LA. There are 3 schools: Ormondale, Corte Madera, and Priory. They are all great schools. The woodside deli has the best pizza in the bay.
Why are you Portola Valley people such rich ugly snobs?" "Actually, if you've been there once in your life, you might actually base your horrible opinion off of some facts." "Don't you have designer clothes?" "This is from Target. Now F**K OFF.
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Land of oysters, weed, pickup trucks and a 70% hick population.
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Long Valley or the "LV" (aka Washington Township)is a small town located in northwest New Jersey in Morris County. Morris county is among the top 10 richest counties in the USA. LV is full of rich snobs who all drive luxury cars. If your from LV you probably are rich and live in a million dollar home. LV is near other wealthy towns such as Chester, and Mendham. Don't confuse LV with being being by Hackettstown because that is where hispanics rome wild by McDonalds and Burger King. If you are from Long Valley you party hard, even at 3rd grade batman themed parties. People range from abercrombie-model to stoned pot boy. You can go to their high school West Morris Central in Chester and find drugs everywhere. You might just get lost in a sea of expensive cars your parents bought you for their last labor day present. Even the little tikes could pass as 20 year old prostitutes. All residents think they are the shit and act gangsta from the ghetto. You probably have something better to do like go to Dunkin' Donuts down in the "valley", pay your high taxes, or some house party at you rich friend's house, because your a OG and are the shit, remember it.
Long Valleyr: yo yo homie i be needin da weed
hackettstowner: your from lv..right?
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