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web disabled

condition of being temporarily paralyzed by the need to interact with a web-enabled device in a socially awkward way

Dude, I was talking to Frank and he stopped mid sentence to check out a notification on his iPhone. He was totally web disabled.

by bandospook March 12, 2012


Deep web

Blanket term for websites that aren’t indexed in search engines. Everyday deep web examples include unlisted YouTube videos, .onion sites that can only be accessed by installing TOR, and much more.

The dark web or darknet is the illegal/scary part of the deep web. Activity here includes CP sites, black markets for things like illegal drugs, illegal firearms, and hitman service, and a lot of horrifying NSFL shit.

You can’t find deep web websites by searching them up on Google.

by nlolhere August 10, 2020


Release the Web

To bust that web of stringy, sticky nut.

A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.

Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk

As she bounced on Roger’s engorged fuck knob, he began to quiver as he was about to release the web and leave her dripping and scrambling for a towel.

by Dick Onchin June 15, 2022


web warrior

A no lifer named Mah Fan Yao

Mah fan yao is such a web warrior.

by Jesusjuicelol June 6, 2009


web complexion

ones face and or skin tone when webcaming actions of sexual nature.

p.s this just came to me in a vision. when dozing off talking on live stream . after a day of consuming rockstar enegry fuel and coffee the whole day.

i thought the world should know :)

group in the break room at work , hey man i saw you on ch@urb@te you have a nice web complexion. wtf , it was a private show! i was hacked!

by kingoffighters2012 March 27, 2012

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


web cred

A succinct way to describe a person's online credibility.

Her MySpace profile has low web cred.

by mojobullfrog March 1, 2007

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


web site

You're on one right now.
Melting your brain.
So am I.

Let's play legend of dragoon.

by person yo-yo July 15, 2003

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž