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Yetis exist. This particular type of person is the logical one. Sometimes it IS yetis making that huge branch crack in the middle of the campground. Sometimes its the Russian government doing tests in the mountains; just never know!
If you meet someone who says 'its sometimes yetis'. You probably found the one that would help you survive in the wilderness.
Sometimes....its a deer the dog is barking frantically at in the middle of the night; but we all know Its Sometimes Yetis
Pissing in a nostril to relieve sinus irritation
My nose was stuffed up so I got a yeti pot to clean my sinuses
To receive great blowjob while having hairy balls.
Yo mate, this blonde chick from yesterday gave me the best yeti slobber of my life. On gawd bro
A Jewish man that enjoys the finer things in life while staying true to Jewish religion.
That lad across the street is a nice yeti-yeti, I mean just look at him.
Something that lurks the Ohio forest taking victims and balls with them, then proceeding to roll down a hill to finish them.
Person 1: I just saw the ohio yeti monster
Person 2: Only in ohio
A large hairy creature that loves to steal your beer and fuck your cousin wife or sister lives mostly in the caves of Kentucky almost always seen by tweakers
Hell Denny that damn mountain yeti stole a 30 pack and for some reason my wife been walking with a limp