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This is self-descriptive, isn't it? If a man is so fat that he needs a bra, he got man titties! If a man got titties, it's time to lay off the ice cream and start doing push-ups!
Put your damn shirt on, Bob! I don't wanna look at those nasty man titties!
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Long,beagle-eared breasts that are particularly long and sag way down past the navel like overfilled water balloons.
Owners of Rapunzel titties can get on their hands and knees and achieve a six point stance.
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When a male/female toungue is in contact with the femal chest (usually nipples). Usually brings great pleasre to licker, and erotic pleasure to partner being licked.
Also see, sloppy second
As Penelope took off her tight shirt and i saw her huge rack, i got so hard. She then took off her bra and put my hand on her right tit. She proceeded to take my head and put it on her chest, almost demanding me to suck her warm tits, so i started titty sucking her.
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Main Entry: Saddlebag Titties
Function: Noun
When a woman with Big Country Titties takes off her bra and lies on her back, her sagging tits are pulled by gravity to either side of her torso, thus they look like a pair of saddlebags on a horse and resemble mammery glands but little.
Tit Lover#1: Dude! How'd the cans look on the one you took home last night?
Tit Lover#2: Meh, she got naked, on her back, and blamo! Saddlebag titties! After that, my wobbly bits went soft on me.
Tit Lover#1: For fucks sake man! All you had to do was cup them back into Big Country Titties with your hands fool!
Tit Lover#2: Well Shit Man Damn!
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The puddle of sweat that forms on a fat guys shirt around his tittys when he is working in the yard.
Damn did you see the titty sweat on that old dude?
Thats nasty!!
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Small,but perky,pointy tits that have nipples that resemble the apex end of an ear of corn due to the copious amount of "titty braille".
That ginger I tapped the other night had those rare corn titties.
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