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Shit aka fecal matter. To take your first shit of the day.
A man walks into work and is greeted by him fellow employees.
Employees: Good morning!
Man: Good morning! Sorry I cant talk right now.. Iv got to drop the Obamas off at the pool.
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obama is just self explanatory.
f mccain hes old
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Current democrat president of the United States. Democrats, obviously, support him which is an enigma to Republicans.
Main criticisms coming from the Republicans are that Obama doesn't have enough experience, health care reform wasn't done correctly, he spends too much money, and he was only elected for his race.
Democrats point out the complete lack of experience Sarah Palin had in the 08 election, the fact that the health care bill was completely gutted in an attempt to make Republicans happy, the fact that numerous studies have proven (coming from prestigious universities such as Harvard) that health care reform would save $1 trillion over the next decade, and the fact that Obama's credentials are very impressive.
In general, Democrats tend to support Obama while Republicans completely disagree with any suggestion he makes. This ranges from small things such as US hosting the Olympics to large reform like health care or financial reform.
This has widened the divide in American politics.
Republican: Obama did (insert something) fuck him!
Democrat: Hmm, wanna explain why that's bad?
Republican: Uh, he- uh, well, he's spending money we don't have!
Democrat: God damn, they're all like broken records. Go look at some real studies instead of repeating garbage you heard on FOX news.
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The Messiah for moronic Democrats who ignore the fact he is worse than the Former President Bush they all hated and reviled. The democrats condemned everything Bush did, but too bad if you mention how much of a clueless twit he is who has no experience in politics and talks a lot of lies and empty promises. You are then deemed a racist if you don't agree with his doublespeak.
Obama is a socialist.
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to run up in your house kill you and your people and then steal your body and throw it in the ocean
did you hear that they just did the obama on them boys that killed their boy?
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When somebody screws up super bad. Like how Obama screwed up by drone striking thousands of kids in the Middle East. And by producing some of the slowest economic growth the United States had ever seen.
"John you totally pulled an Obama when you ran over that old lady. "
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