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A gay (fe)male pop singer who, though 17, has not hit puberty yet. Loved for his looks, until he cut his hair. Has a problem with repeating himself and saying "Never" many times, though he claims he will "never say never."
Justin Bieber: I will never say never....
Me: You just did. Twice.
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1.the meaning of all universal gayness.
2.the reason of all brest cancer
3.the cause of your parents divorce
4.the reason people commit suicide
Usher:justin bieber is makin me lose all my ladies
random guy:why?
Usher:because he's SO JUSTIN BIEBER!
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A long hard shit that never goes away. Usually happens about every 30 minutes.
Friend: Dude, what took you so long in the bathroom?
Me: I had to take a Justin Bieber.
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With the demise of Ozobe and other shitty celeberties, comes Miley Cyrus and Jonas Brothers.
Now with this faggot, Jonas brothers and Miley Cyrus will die off really soon, which I, and other intelligent people would cheer and shout in victory only to grab our gun to blow our brains out knowing a new dirtbag arrived, and that is Justin Bieber.
His song "One Time" made me question my statement about how Jonas Brothers suck which also made me question that nothing is worse than Aqua/Ozone.
*Years ago*
Girl: OMFG! BACKSTREET BOYS!!!!!!!! <3
Me: Shut.....the......fuck........up
*Years later*
Girl: OMFG! Justin Timberlake!!!!!!!!!! <3
Me: Shut...........the............fuck......up!
*years later*
Girl: OMFG! Hannah Montana is soooooooo pretty!
10 year old boy: She's SEXY!
Me: Must........resist...........genocide..........ugh........
*years later*
Girls: OMFG! NICK JONAS IS HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
Me: He has Diabetes too :V
Girls: STFU!!!!!!! U JEALOZ CUZ HE IZ HAWT AND UR NAWT!!!!!!
Me: Like I want 10 year olds jacking off to me.
Girls: U A SINGLE VIRGIN LOOOOOOOOOOOL
Me: Oh, irony. Good thing my wife didn't give birth to a kid at this time......
*years later*
Girls: Justin Bieber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
Me: Fucking shitbag music spawns like horny jackrabbits with hormones in your food!
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The reason why I don't listen to music anymore.
Justin Bieber has not hit puberty yet, and I am guessing he never will. As of this day, his "Justin Bieber Baby" Video is the most hated video on YouTube. He is such a pathetic queer. How fucking pathetic.
All of his music either have to do with girls or love (How fucking original). I ever meet Justin Bieber, I will smack the shit out of that idiosyncratic bastard.
Judging from his music, he is a fucking low-life 10 year old emo girl.
Mother: Woah, did you just hear that loud scream?
Son: Yea, it is just my sister, listening to Justin Bieber music.
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Noun- The morbid obsession with Justin Bieber. Sometimes asociated with masturbatal deaths and Kim Kardashian's enormous horse penuscis(aprox. 24' long).
My doctor said I had one of the most advanced cases of Bieber Fever since Nam.
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the worst singer ever. his music sounds completely ridiculous, got into it with tom brady stating that he stole it from him, but in reality, a 35 year old quarterback has more rights to the haircut then him. he has a high pitch voice, he thinks he can dance but really just dances like a faggot. no originality in his songs due to just being about selena gomez. in fact why did i say he? justins gender is unknown. they claim justin is a he but i don't believe it. hes a pop singer that really isn't good along with lady gaga, kesha, katy perry, etc. i don't like pop music because of him and these contributors. and i could go on and on but this has to end.
12 year old fan: OmG It'S JuStIn BiEbEr!!
Any sane person: is that a cat dying?!
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