Picking daisies

Code talk for smoking weed, usually said to avoid attention from parents, teachers, etc. Also, a vase is a bong and getting an allergic reaction is getting super high.

Hugh: Hey Cain, are we still picking daisies at your crib Friday night?

Cain: Hell yeah, man, I'll have my vase and maybe we'll get allergic reactions.

Teacher: WTF???

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Lock Pick

Similair to double penitration. When a dick or dildo is shoved in both the vagina and ass at the same time.

Yo, Joe peformed a lock pick on his girl and lets just say, he broke in.

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berry picking

Picking through food that is mixed to get what you want.

Kid: Mmm...those nuts are good in the trail mix I'll get a bunch
Mom: Stop berry picking and get a handful!

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Butt-Picking

Verb-

1. To scan ash-trays for cigarette butts that look smokable when you've run low on smokes.

Dave: Dude, I was out of smokes yesterday, So I went butt-picking my parents ash-trays. I found a smoke that looked like it'd barely been puffed, Total rapture man.

Jim: Woah, Lucky.

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dittle picking

The act of distroying items while having too much free time on your hands.

Please don't tear up the remote control by dittle picking with it.

Stop dittle picking and get out of the shower.

This whole day i have done nothing but dittle picking.

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picking blueberries

When a gay man helps out another man who hasn't had sex in a long time and is all "backed up". A man helping another man clear out his balls when he hasn't had sex in a long time.

"My balls are about to explode, I need someone who is good at picking blueberries to give he a handy."

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ice picks

When a nipple is to a point that it looks like a sharp object

I couldve used her nipples to cut my steak, those things were ice picks.

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