karma pounds

weight gained from making fun of others' unfortunate appearances

I need to stop calling my sister fat before I gain some karma pounds.

Ground Pound

1. To have epic sex with someone, or to pound someone at max power
2. To slam one’s fist into the ground so hard that a crack appears in the floor, mostly appearing in anime

“Did you hear? He ground pounded his girl last night so hard that she would not stop moaning!”
“In Dragon Ball Z, the best fight scenes always involve one of the characters performing a full power ground pound.”

corporate pounds

When pretty women who work in high pressure corporate settings put more and more hours in, don't look after themselves and gain more and more weight over a few years.

(happens to guys as well)

Dude, did you see Marisa? Her suit is spiffy, but it can't hide her new corporate pounds.

Pound the shrimp

To choke the chicken, especially when modestly endowed.

Me, I just like to pound the shrimp.

Pound the Onion

Common slang used by middle eastern men...it actually has a literal translation rather than a metaphorical one which may be imagined by non-middle eastern folks.

Refers to the massive eating frenzy's which take place amongst family and friends. Inclusive of Kabobs, Basmati Rice, & ofcourse Raw White Onions. Rice Dishes in the middle eastern culture which are accompanied by lamb, beef, chicken, and are always represented with a side of cut raw onions. Raw onions are served table side at most middle eastern restaurants alongside Lavash Bread as an appetizer.

Dude,

I'm starving for some Chelo Kabob. Its time to go Pound the Onion.

Goku Pound

Goku Pound, named after an occurrence on the original Dragon Ball cartoon show. It is the process of slapping, or pounding a persons pelvic region to see if they are male or female, can also be used sexually.

Man #1: I brought a girl home with me last night.
Man #2: You sure she was a girl?
Man #1: Yeah, I Goku Pounded her to be sure.

lateral pounding

coming at her from the side while fucking the shit out of your girl

It wasn't from behind, it wasn't missionary either, John was straight giving her a lateral pounding