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Putin can you put in the pudding.
Something you say when you need Putin to put in the pudding.
it´s a thing... YES IT IS!!
Putin, can you put in the puddin
When you’re having anal sex with your partner then he/she pulls out and there’s a whistling noise followed by the Eruption of a Poopy Farty Noise.
It was just a little Noise when I pulled out, Nobody’s was Putin okay.
A vain, incompetent kleptocrat especially one who uses intimidation and murder to silence their opposition while distracting their constituents from domestic mismanagement and corruption with illegal wars of aggression.
HOA member 1: Hey are you going to vote for Karen for reelection as HOA president?
HOA member 2: Yeah. I'd vote against her but she's become a real Putin over the last term and I really don't want my gazebo burning down again.
A very good joke.
Oh and he’s also a Russian guy we don’t need to talk about.
Person 1: hey, do you know Putin?
Person 2: Isn’t that the Russian guy?
Person 1: No, not that guy.
Person 2: Then who’s Putin..?
Person 1: I’M ‘PUTIN’G THIS DICK IN YOUR MOUTH
Person 2: Bro…*disappointed* FUCK
Dumb Bitch who wont get of his lame ass and fight ukraine himself
Putin a dum whore bitch sucker who cant do something an purely laughs whilst people die out there
Putin i originally known as the president in Russia. But this putin is different. This can be used in any argument at the time because of the war in Russia.
putin deez nuts in your mouth
put - in deez nuts in your mouth