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A boy with flaming red hair who is very loyal to his friend, Harry (the no good, stuck up, boy who needs to take some Viagra.)
Hermione: Woah! Is that Ron? He looks... different today."
Harry: Ummm... Hermione? Are you okay?
Hermione: *drool*
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literally spanish words for anal rum. often used to make fun of you for acting gay. generally used for making someone look like an idiot, since most commonly spanish speakers dont stop to think about the word polano, which means "from anus".
te gusta el ron polano? (do you like ass rum?a.k.a. do you eat asshole? )
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6-7 245lbs NBA star, plays for the indiana pacers, NBA defensive player of the year.
Ron artest might be the "NBA" Defensive player of the year but can he defend my punches?! ... 10 minutes later and a few beer thrown..my nose! im bleeding
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A devious sexual manuever. After your knob is sufficiently slobbed, you instruct your partner to bend over and take it doggy-style. Before she is fully in position, you blow your load like you're selling weapons to the Contras. After you've spooged, you piss-ceed to urinatate all over the back of her head; proving the credibility of the trickle-down theory.
Nancy and I were sharing a bag of jellybeans in bed when she decided to get intimate. After receiving a Bill Clinton, I proceeded to seal the deal with a Ron Reagan! Boo yah! Nancy, you're all wet! Two minutes later, I had no idea what just happened.
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THE BEST PORNSTAR IN THE UNIVERSE!!!
HE MAKES BIG BOB LOOK SMALL IN THE PANTS!
"What the Fuck! Why is ron Jeremy nailing my Mom?"
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Legendary anchor for Channel Four News, and one swavvy man who likes scotch. Sometimes he walks around with an erection while smelling like a turd covered in burnt hair, but it doesn't matter to this stallion of man, who's not afraid to shoot you in the back of the head with a BB gun.
The Human Torch, was DENIED a bank loan...
Ron Burgundy: It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.
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