head on collision

The impoverished form of an Irish Car Bomb (Bailey's dropped into and chugged from a Guinness). A head on collision is Kahlua dropped and chugged from a Busch Light.

1) Serve a shot of Kahlua
2) Drop into a cup of Busch Light
3) Chug in one gulp

"-Yo, let's do an Irish Car Bomb.
-Nah, that's too classy, I'll take a head on collision"

Amp Head

Someone who uses the group of drugs known as Amphetamines. Particularly, Methamphetamine.

Person 1 - Hey, look! It's that new guy everyone's been talking about! I heard some people caught him smoking meth around the corner of the school.

Person 2 - What an Amp Head...

Vacation Head

When a person does not accomplish anything at work because all they think about is their upcoming vacation.

Shane: "Jason please complete your work before you leave for vacation."

Jason: "No problem boss, I will have that done today."

Shane: "Hey, did Jason complete his work before vacation?"

Craig: "Hell no, that lazy bastard had vacation head."

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Dollop Head

What you say when you can't think of a good insult and don't want to lose an argument with Prince Arthur.

Prince Arthur: describe dollop head
Merlin: In two words?
Prince Arthur: yeah
Merlin: Prince Arthur

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poopy head

the most powerfull word ever known more powerfull then all the curse words all together. Able to make people turn into a poop head. Thats if it doesn't kill the guy u say it to.

james: you fucker
You: your a poopy head
James:(explodes)

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Bink Head

Someone who is a retard asshole and is annoying.

A kid who runs in the halls like Naruto.

Yeo Andre, go regulate the mandem, they acting like a Bink head

head fuzz

The various subtances (including pubic hair, lint, fuzz, fur, etc.) That get caught underneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised man's penis

Guy 1: I got a boner in my fuzzy pajama pants last night, commando style.

Guy 2: That must've left some serious head fuzz