Deep oil

Slang for steroid injections, steroid use.

Person 1: Yo, look at the size that fool.
Person 2: That's deep oil for sure.

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Oil can

When a meth addict is in need of another injection of methamphetamine by syringe. Like the tin man off Wizard of Oz when he seizes up and needs oil "meth"

I need an oil can im seizing up.

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Mineral oil

Similar to Metamucil but a bit worse. This shit will make you shit oil outta your ass for weeks!!

My grandma takes mineral oil and has frequent underwear accidents.

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various oils

well like, ass juice? could be considered as a various oil

"oh man, can't wait to get me some of those various oils! love the taste!"

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valve oil

Oil used to lubricate the valves of a brass-wind instrument.

My valves are sticking. Where's my valve oil?

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The Oil Rig

The act of stopping up a toilet with toilet paper and then depositing your feces on top of the paper. The turd should protrude through the top of the water, resembling an oil rig.

The man was disgusted when he had to plunge The Oil Rig festering in his toilet.

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The Oil Rigger

When your standing up while a girl sucks on your balls and you are jacking-off. You blow your load straight up and it looks like an oil well erupting, landing all over her face and oiling her hair.

Hey man, Jackie let me give her The Oil Rigger last night, I blew my load like a Kuwaiti oil well..SLUTS!

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