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When a girl is slurping on your peen and tries to talk dirty into a tongue twister but actually twists her tongue around the peen. The head of the peen acts as a stopper and it gets stuck at that point and is unable to come untied.
At dinner she tied the cherry stem into a knot, but after dinner she did the opposite with my peen and got herself into a tongue twister.
Someones tongue being caked with STD’s and STI’s from licking something covered with bacteria
“She licked the toilet seat!”
“Lmao she has a Cheesy Tongue”
A sly, deceitful way of speaking akin to that of the devil.
Hillary is a Serpent Tongued liar. She'll say anything to get people to follow her.
When the ass eatin is so good you cant stop farting
Jimmy was eat my ass out last night and I couldn’t help tootin tongues.
A tongue ninja is like a thumb war, except you have the war in each others mouths. It is kind of like a french kiss, but more violent. The tongue ninja is over once a winner is declared or by forfeit.
"Crazy bitch tried to cut my dick off after I tried to tongue ninja Brad."
The act of a man writing with his penis as a quill on his partners breast using semen acquired through oral sex or aggressive cock tonguing.
A quick tongue and quill is a fine way to end a day of work…
I hear your boss likes to Tongue and Quill…
When your semen flies out of your penis with such ferocity that it resembles a lizards tongue.
Joe: hey Pete, what's that in dirty Di's hair?
Pete: I've just taken her in cubicle 2 and fired my lizards tongue in her haircut.
Joe: Shockin
Pete: fuck off ya nondescript.
Joe: Alrighty.