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Noun. Another name for a Police Community Support Officer (PCSO) of the United Kingdom.
Powers they posess include taking naughty people's names down, performing a "citizen's arrest", and calling for back-up.
Supposedly they are there to look out for the local community. But, seeing as this is the police's primary responsibility, they just seem to be another reason for the British taxpayer to be robbed of more money. Apparently though it looks good on your CV (because as we all know there is a real need for crime tackling skills in telemarketing).
Bradley-Lee: Aww look man, it's the filth! Better stop setting fire to this little old woman we've just mugged.
Lee-Bradley: Nah man, look! They is just a Glorified Traffic Warden! Come on, let's nick his hat!
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this is when a girl wipes her vagina when shes pooping, peeing, and on her period.... pee = yellow, period = red, poop = green
"Oh, I just went to the bathroom and saw traffic light colors."
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the act of hot boxing, ones car in a traffic, jam, then passing the joint, to neighboring vehicles.
"oh man...this traffic sucks,..looks like we're going to be stuck here for a bit. lets start a traffic puff pass"
"I actually look forward to driving in traffic now since that last traffic puff pass,"
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The traffic jam caused by people leaving public events all at once. The roads are normally closed, and it is difficult to move.
Lisa: Let's leave now that the fireworks are over.
Shaun: Let's wait half an hour, the roads are packed... There's a foot-traffic jam.
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Having sex in a sub-compact automobile on a hot summer day without an A/C with an older woman who looks stunning from the backside and hideously old from the front.
After the Indian cook was finished making a seafood dish, the kitchen smelled funkier than a Portuguese traffic jam.
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it's used when your s/o is just treating u like a traffic light. meaning if he was the car and u were the traffic light, he would just stop by/spend time with u for a short time or designated time, then leaves as soon as u turn green (turning green meaning u become comfy w him).
damn, after 2 weeks of talking to him, he left me like how someone sped against a red lighg and now i feel like a traffic light/🚦 tbh.
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When you're driving on the expressway and all of a sudden you come to a screetching halt because of traffic congestion that appears to come out of nowhere (no accident, no bottlenecking, no construction). So you then cruise at about 5 mph for a short while wondering what the hell the deal is. Then all of a sudden, the road clears up and you find yourself cruising back again at a normal speed.
I was drivin' on the Parkway goin' 75 mph then found myself slammin' on the brakes because of some friggin' unidentified traffic jam. A minute later the roadway cleared as if nothing happened.
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