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Tom Treatment

A commen medical method used by Me to treat patiants that have any illness. It is done by punching someone in the chest, stomach or face. If the patiant doesnt feel better, then the Tom Treatment continues untill patiant says he feels all better, or he/she dies and could not be saved.

"I admire the grace and elegance of the Tom Treatment on my elderly grandmother, but she died. She must have had a bad illness and could not be saved."
"Shut up"

by Tripple T April 16, 2007

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blue carpet treatment

To come into that dohja that will surely knock you off your feet upon first whack. Said to be covered with crystals, orange hairs, and usually residing in a phillie of blueberry orgin. Truly a taste treat for one and all.

One might say that they have "rolled out the blue carpet treatment" after twisting up a L with a blueberry wrap filled with the Ohhway.

by Petey Nolith April 29, 2008

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The Bob Barker Treatment

The act of a male being publicly humiliated by a female.

The inspiration comes from the end of all episodes of the Price is Right when Bob Barker remindes the viewers to spade or nuter their pets.

Brian was given the Bob Barker treatment from Summer in front of his boys at football practice!

by Schon Carr November 5, 2007

27๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Red Velvet Treatment

The Red Velvet Treatment is a maneuver used during oral sex. The receiver is male in which the giver will take in his or her mouth the penis, the scrotum and tickle the anus with their tongue.

Darrinโ€™s eyeโ€™s widened with surprise when Velma removed her dentures and proceeded to give him the red velvet treatment.

by SharonPeters June 21, 2008

27๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cinder Block Treatment

Make him squat with his feet on a pair of cinder blocks, then take your two strongest flicking fingers and just go "thunk-thwap-thunk- thwap" as hard as you can against anything dangly you might find.

Oh man! I heard that fraternity uses the cinder block treatment for initiation!

Yeah, that cinder block treatment scared my life.. and manhood!

by LMD11 March 6, 2011


Sean Lee Treatment

Straight getting knocked the fuck out. (Can be lethal, can be an illegal hit) but you still get laid out. High chance of getting top 5 on SportsCenter's top 10.

Keyshawn Johnson: Wow what a hit, definitely can be the play of the year!
Boomer: COM'N man!!! He sure got the Sean Lee Treatment!

by dezmesticviolence August 21, 2013


Ken Burns Treatment

The act of analyzing or describing an event or series of events in a way that takes much longer than the actual event itself.

"I wish Wendi would get over her break-up with Matt already!"
"How long has it been?"
"Three months, and its all she thinks about! I mean fuck! They only went out for a week."
"Oh no! She's giving it the Ken Burns Treatment. Someone should just run over her with a truck!!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010

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