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A person who hides in trees or bushes in order to jump unsuspecting passers by in order to molest them.
That dude is in prison for being a Tree Jumper.
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A word used to describe a person of native Descent
Damn I lost my whole paycheck at the tree niggers casino
In Alaska the tree niggers get free money for the oil pipelines
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A pine tree that is either plastic or real, in which people decorate for christmas. But the people who sell them call them holiday trees instead of christmas trees, because they didnt want to offend anyone, except people who celebreate christmas. So it won't offend anyone who doesnt celebrate christmas even though it offends everyone who celebrates christmas. Who ever came up with this idea of calling it a holiday tree should get a punch in the face and a CHRISTMAS TREE UP THE ASS.
Holiday tree MY ASS, it's called a christmas tree you dumb fucks.
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three dolla's and fifty cents, additionally if you ever see the loch ness monster DO NOT GIVE HIM ANY MONEY!
I said "we'll take a box of the graham crunch. How much will that be?" Well she looked at me and said "That'll be about tree fiddy." Well it was about this time I noticed that this girl scout was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era!
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A word i always say if i don't know the real word or have forgotten the real word OR i don't want to tell someone something.
Girl 1: I fancy Scott, who do you fancy?
Girl 2: I fancy James, what about you?
Girl 3: I fancy Sycamore tree.
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A hypothetical place where you can say anything, no matter how insulting, outrageous, racist, or insane without fear of getting into trouble, being ridiculed or criticized.
Typically this expression is used to preface something you know will provoke a negative reaction. The term was originally coined by media-personality Glenn Beck in the 2000's.
"...before I say this, I'm going to climb into the safety tree so you can't yell at me. Now that I'm in the safety tree; Are you sure you want to wear those pants? I mean 5 years ago you could do it, but today... ummmm NO."