Trigger fist

A shooting game where you play against a bunch of bots because you have no life and no friends.

Jonathan: Trigger Fist is SO COOL man!
Me: That's because You have no friends.
Jonathan: It has 18 guns though including pistols.
Me: (walks out the door from depression)

Trigger Warning

A cop-out that social justice warriors use to make it seem like they're accomodating people with PTSD. Trigger warnings are usually posted at the content's header in order to keep from acknowledging that PTSD episodes do not stop for anything so long as the "triggering" content is still there and thus avoid responsible conversations about trauma.

"That article about rape made me feel terrible all day. I'm having a hard time putting my life back together."
"But I put in a trigger warning!"

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bitch-trigger

The minimum malfeasance necessary to elicit a reprimand.

"I filled out one stinkin' line of that form wrong, and I got a nasty call from human resources!"

"Yeah, dude, same thing happened to me, their bitch-trigger is set pretty low up there."

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triggers

nipples or utters found on, cows, cats, and midgets mostly

"Hey booty cows, pull them triggers!" or "Katie loves midget triggers"

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Trigger Warning

Something only whiny SJW pussies who can't face reality use

Like seriously, trigger warnings/words are fucking retarded, just because you saw a post or video that "triggered" you doesn't mean you have to throw a shit-fit. The world doesn't revolve around you and YOUR triggers are YOUR own problems, most people don't give a shit what trivial thing upsets you. If you don't like what you see on the internet then get the fuck off and grow up.

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pull the trigger

To bring on or reach the point of no return in a male or female orgasm.

When I fuck Mary, she always gets me to pull the trigger.

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Trigger-licker

A guy/girl who has such a shitty attitude it's almost like they're committing involuntary suicide. It's as if they're begging or licking a/the trigger to get shot or robbed.

Can also be used:
"licking the trigger"
"triggabite" i.e. is a disease

Peacely McFleekston: Hey man. Chill out. You don't have to be so disrespectful.

Willy G: Fuck you, you clitch having ass marfakka. I dare YOU to try something on ME. That's right cause you's a punk and a pussy.

*Willy G charges after Peacely*

*Willy G gets shot*

Peacely: Trigger-licker picked the wrong peacemaker to mess with!

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