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Arguably the second worst type of member in a concert band (second only to the drummer). Trombone players generally lack not only in timing, but are also extremely inept at pitching notes.
1)How do you get a trombone player to take a solo?
Who cares?
2)That trombone player is beautiful Royden as bad a the drummer.
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Offensive slang term for the aorta, especially in context of transgressive sex.
I heard that (s)he take it up the bacon trombone.
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She liked the flowers so much, I even got her to play the purple trombone.
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A Brand New Trombone is analogous to a Rusty Trombone, the difference being that with a Brand New Trombone the receiver has a bleached anus.
Adam told me that ever since he bleached his anus, Jeff can't stop giving him the Brand New Trombone.
Damn! I had to read 53 WRONG definitions of the RUSTY TROMBONE! It has nothing to do with gay dudes, reach arounds, or assholes. It's when you fuck a chick ON HER PERIOD, then she immediatly blows you. Blood has a distinct taste that can well be described as...rusty.
Guy#1: Yeah, so did you hear Blake was dating that weird, goth, "Twilight" chick?
Guy#2: Hey, I bet he gets the old rusty trombone no sweat.
red wings
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when an obliging and well endowed lady performs a simultaneous rimjob and titwank on a grateful gentleman
Whilst waiting for the next patient to arrive, the anaesthetist was most grateful to the scrub nurse who had removed her top and his trousers, and was buffing the little trombone with vigour.
Masturbating while using a Japanese toilet water spray to full blast pointing into your sphincter.
Kevin told Darren about his Tokyo trip including the highlight of trying out an Auto Aquatic Trombone at the airport toilets.
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