A singer who goes by ROLE MODEL. His real name is Tucker Pillsbury. He writes really relatable lyrics and makes great songs. Some songs by him are “Blind” and “Hello”.
ROLE MODEL‘s real name is Tucker Pillsbury.
When you have gone through horrific trauma, and a strong, wealthy, successful black man befriends you, tells you how proud he is of you, and wins over your trust, right before he interrupts you on a phone conversation to let you know he has been masturbating and is about to ejaculate. This is followed by the sound of a baby gorilla screaming in the phone for 5-10 seconds.
So this nice guy that I had been talking to for a few weeks seemed like a real sweetheart, but they he "Mel Tuckered" me and jacked off in the middle of me telling him about my favorite childhood memory.
(n). 1. A Shit Sandwich. Served at all fine eating establishments everywhere.
man: gee I'm really hungry but gullible. I don't know what to eat.
Waiter: can I interest you in the Tucker Carlson? It comes with flies.
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A euphemism for someone who is a bold faced racist.
Ex. That man driving the truck with the Confederate flag bumper sticker is suck a Tucker Carlson.
Look at all the Tucker Carlson's wearing red hats.
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Tucker Fucker is what useless fat people use to refer to tomotao sauce or ketchup
Put some tucker fucker on ya hot dog
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