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A rough tug is when something makes you so mad you aggressively tug at your private parts. (Climaxing is optional)
“Bro my mom made me so mad that I sat in the corner of my room and gave myself a rough tug until I started to bleed”
The act where a person receives a hand job under a dinner table.
John got a table tug from Sally while at his grandparents anniversary dinner.
When you give your homie a handjob after dipping your hand in a fryer, dressed as Friar Tuck
I gave my handless homie a Friar Tug last night. Hands a lil sore, but he screamed to the heavens!
A person who excesivly tugs on turds.
This word is derived from the name "Turd Furgeson", and is commonly used as an insult
To Exccesivly tug on turds, most commonly used as an insult.
Bro, look at that Furd tug
When you tug someones Shlong but its soft
I tried to jerk off but I just ended up pillow tugging
Sometimes when you miss chunks of poop with the toilet paper when u wipe and it dries.. then during your next anal draining you notice dry chunks of poop stuck to your asshole hairs and you start tugging at them but they're hard to catch like turkeys
My asshole hurts because i was turkey tugging hard last night