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To create heat by friction on female genitals, most commonly accomplished by rubbing and adding pressure with the palm of your had quickly.
Sally loves when I toast the tuna
pleasure masterbate masturbate pussy tuna
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For centuries the true definition of Tuna Sandwich has been lost until recently. Explorers discovered hyroglyphics covering the walls of the long lost pyramid of Barramundas. The only fish king to be mummified. The pictures adorning the walls were unwashed naked women with exotic vaginal adornments - that of the 99 cent tin of Tuna. As the explorers searched further up the walls they noticed that some of the unwashed women were having a snack on the said vaginal adornment, encasing it in 2 slices of bread.....
Girl one - I'm really hungry
Girl two - Me too
Girl one - I have a tuna sandwich
Girl two - Me too
Girl one - Wanna bite of mine?
Girl two - Only if you can take a bite of mine too
Girl one - Mmm love that tangy mayo
Girl two - what mayo?
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the friend of yours that you let service your lady while you're out of town, sick, locked-up, etc..
i had to leave town for a few days so i appointed mike my tuna helper
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Not tuna fish, but tuna piss. This is the pungent odder of ones urine the day after eating a large amount of tuna fish. Hence tuna piss.
So I’m in the shower this morning, and like most people I let the urine flow. All at once I am overwhelmed with the smell of a tuna fish cannery. I remembered I ate two tuna fish sandwiches yesterday. I HAVE TUNA PISS.
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A guy puts brewers yeast into a yeast infected girl's tuna and she squats over a heater duct to bake bread.
Rob A.: What's that smell? Are you baking with tuna?
Jessie: Don't you remember I had a yeast infection and you poured brewers yeast in my tuna?
Rob A.: Oh, are you squatting over the heater duct?
Jessie: Yeah, tuna bread tonight!
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womans vag opening, when a man goes to eat her out
god damn that tuna taco!
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When a woman has a yeast infection and masturbates leaving a thin crust of cum to be eaten.
No thanks I'm not hungry, I had a crusty tuna earlier.
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