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It's like pleading for attention, but doing so on Twitter.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see Girl 1's tweet? What happened?
Guy 2: Nothing happened, she's just tweeting for attention.
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A twitter post that makes the reader spit out the liquid s/he had in her mouth, in a plume.
A version of spit-take
That tweet was SO funny, that I did a spit-tweet while reading it!
Before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it'll cause a spit-tweet.
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Fighting over Twitter - the only thing lamer than fighting on the Internet.
Johnny and Susan aren't speaking to each other in real life because of a tweet beat they are having on Twitter, what losers.
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getting money -holding out ones' hand, whistling; and having a pile of $100 bills appear in your hand.
jack was doing the money tweet but wasn't having any luck with his silent dog whistle.
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When someone writes a tweet about someone else. The person writing the tweet doesn't know that the other person is following them.
Jill: I can't believe I kissed Bob last night, he's such a creepy asshole.
Bob: @Jill Did you forget that I was following you? Bitch.
Follower of both people: @Jill Haha! Tweet fail!
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Using Twitter in bed instead of sleeping. Usually this term is referenced after tweeting that you are in fact going to bed.
@unmarketing: And when I said "going to sleep" I meant I'm going to tweet horizontally.
This is a horizontal tweet.
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A twitter profile dedicated to luring people into following them by the use of hot profile pictures and provocative tweets.
These are usually computer generated accounts used for spamming people on twitter.
Dude 1: "Hmm she's hot, I'll follow her."
Dude 2: "Man you're such a sucker for tweet candy."
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