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vacuum the pantry

1. to rapidly and indiscriminately eat a cache of food to depletion
2. to buttfuck

1. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your results are disappointing this month. You really must lose more weight.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.

2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.

by doonga November 05, 2013


Vacuum cleaner filter

The shitty piece of foam that no one knows exists in a vacuum, main cause of clogs

Me: Ma'am, your vacuum cleaner filter was causing the no suction problem.

by Wannabe firefighter November 24, 2021


Italian Vacuum

When you cum in a girls ass and suck it out

I wanted to do a Italian Vacuum to Stacy so bad

by 420pizzarolleater69 November 06, 2016


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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 03, 2025


pole vacuum

a cocksucking whore who will suck cock at any time, for any reason, at any place, for anyone, but especially for elderly people with a credit card and a beamer.

thera is a total pole vacuum.

by use pi, bitch! September 07, 2008


Astro vacuum

In space, a creampie would technically not drip out like on earth. The partner would have to suck the nut out of her vagina, hence the astro vacuum.

Yeah man no gravity so I had to astro vacuum her, shit was whack.

by Teachmehowtodougie December 30, 2018


vacuumed bull

A way of describing a black man's penis; usually in tight pants, that it looks as if its been vacuum sealed to his leg/thigh.

"Did you see that vacuumed bull in the locker room...? Jesus, It looked bigger than my forearm!"

by StraightWhiteMale. January 11, 2025