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OUR values

Businesses do the same thing, not me. The all have a mission statement. It's exactly the same as the "I identify" shit.

Hym "That 'OUR values' shit is no different than the I identify shit. Exactly the same actually. We don't have values, my values aren't wrong, don't need to change, your success isn't the result of your values, there are more successful people than you with objectively worse values, I don't need to share your values for you to cooperate with me (and if THAT isn't truth than there goes all hope for peace), you're a piece of shit, I succeed radically immediately with less effort if I'm given credit for my contributions to a space that YOU ARE IN YOURSELF AND ARE MY OBJECTIVE INFERIOR, Ect..."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2023


Individual societal value erosion effect

or ISVEE; The process where, after somebody dies, society and the government value the person who died less as time passes by. The more time that has passed since the person died, the less society and the government value them as an individual. How rapidly this process occurs depends on how important society viewed the person as being, how they died, and how many close friends and family the individual had.

Person 1: Isaiah was nice guy. Its a shame more people don't remember who he was and how much he helped this community. Its only been five years since he died.
Person 2: Yeah. Unfortunately, a lot of people have forgotten about him and value him that much anymore. He is a victim of the Individual societal value erosion effect, which is very unfortunate.
Person 1: I agree with you there.

by Vanguard 1998 January 23, 2021


Value Meal

Definition 1: Getting head (oral sex) in a Mickey D’s restroom.

Definition 2: Lathering a Big Mac in Big Mac Sauce and repeatedly inserting and removing your penis from between either of the three buns.

Definition 1 example:
Dude 1: bro why do you keep scratching your dick?
Dude 2: probably cause I let that ho give me a Value Meal last night. Shit man

Definition 2 example:
Dude 1: why are you putting so much sauce on your bi- where are you going?
Dude 2: hold on I’ll be right back after I get this Value Meal in the bathroom
Dude 1: nice man

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019


tha value

A hardware store outside the ghetto of Hammond, Louisiana, America. Professionally known as Reeves True Value, hood known as tha value. Primarily used as a way of giving directions that will help you into the hood.

Hey girl, if you hang a left at tha value, you will be right down the road from the crib.

by Dick Glenn December 22, 2020


values performer

Someone who puts their boss' genitalia in their mouth on a daily basis.

That guy is such a values performer. It's no wonder management loves him so much.

by cranksterDu March 23, 2011


Surplus Value

The value that a working person makes that goes beyond paying their own wage. In a capitalist society, the surplus value is expropriated (taken away from the worker) and becomes profit.

Goddamn bezos stealing my surplus value!!! I swear I'll get his bitch ass (in minecraft)!!!

by forever-and-a-day August 31, 2022