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The ultimate expression of equality between genres and species.
She doesn't make a difference between animals, human animals, male or female, black, white, yellow... All beings are equal to her. She is a vegan feminist.
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That Vegan Teacher is a demented old woman who believes eating animals is wrong. She is a racist and should be put in a care home. She also is famous for getting banned on TikTok (Its anniversary is known as Happy Normal Declaration Day). She should get banned elsewhere, or not get access to the internet
"Have you ever heard about that vegan teacher" asked Keith
"Yeah, she's retarted" replied Steve
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A guy who legal changed his name to Sexy Vegan & tattooed it on his forehead & chest in Skin Candy vegan tattoo ink. got famous via viral Dr. Phil episodes who has since decided to run for President in 2020. He is known for walking around wearing nothing but a speedo while carrying a full length mirror. On his 1st Dr. Phil he made his entrance singing "I am The Beautiful Vegan Messiah" which become a meme and moonwalked out, used profanity and shook his butt at Dr Phil and was kicked off the set & he appeared again and apologized. He is also a singer/songwriter with 2 albums on Spotify & iTunes titled "Ending World Suffering The Fun Way" (28 Track Acapella) & "Eat Ass, Not Animals" (12 track multi-genre, mostly hip hop). He named his butt Delicious Vegan and his dog's name is Cute Vegan. His website is sexyvegan.net & skinnywithabigbutt.com. The 2nd redirects to the first and Chris Brown posted Sexy singing his song Skinny w/a Big Butt to his Instagram on 12/3/17 & sang some himself, Pewdiepie has made a video on Sexy & Sexy Vegan made a video with Logan Paul that is on his site and youtube channel. Sexy Vegan is currently banned from Instagram.
Sexy Vegan is the next President Of The United States.
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1. The dopest human to ever live.
2. Something that’s not harmful to consume, but will definitely blow your mind and get you fucked up.
Check out @dawgarchive ‘s music, his lyrics will get you mind fucked, that’s vegan junks
John: I clicked a link on dawgarchive’s ig page, guess what?
Doe: You had some vegan junks
John: wtf! How do you know this?
Doe: c’mon man, Vegan Junks has been my fav since day back
Short for Nutritional Vegan. A person who chooses to eat vegan for nutritional reasons instead of animal rights. Therefore a Nu Vegan may consume or use other animal products like gelatin or honey.
Hey! You can’t eat that tastey Jell-o fruit salad, you said you are vegan.
- Nah. It’s cool, I’m a Nu Vegan.
a person who will only eat fruit that has been discarded by the trees (dropped off by natural causes e.g. the wind)
the ultimate selfless act to only eat that which wants to be eaten (fruit want to be eaten for seed dispersal) and you're only eating it when it wants you to when it has decided to discard it (off the tree).
bob: im goin' windfall vegan
fred: wow thats hardcore, like gandhi?
bob: nah, he was a fruitarian, he ate root vegetables aswell which the plant needs as a source of nutrients
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