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Dick Vision

Where someone drinks too much vodka and will then stop at nothing until they get dick.

Hey, Becca, you see Alex over there?

Get me a voddy!

(Dick Vision in progress)

by Wights October 19, 2017


Tick Vision

how everything looks when your under the influence of marijuana. It looks like everything is ticking in super speed in the direction your turning.

i smoked a blunt, and started seeing in tick vision

by vizzzyy May 28, 2010


Radar Vision

This occurs when your body knows your approaching dangerous situations and helps you figure out your next move.

I knew I was suppose to take a left, yet instead I went right. Then I saw an accident happened behind me. That would've been me if I went left.

Must've been my radar vision kicked in.

by aim&shoot90 November 2, 2015


Engineer Vision

The phenomena that occurs when a male engineer is forced to look at below average women for extended periods of time. The regular scale that is applied to women is generally multiplied by .7 to receive their actual rating.

Engineer 1: "Hey man look at the fox, she's a total ten!"

Engineer 2: "Ya she gives me one hard renob."

Regular Person: "Boys she's a generous six; quit looking through your Engineer Vision."

by BinMucker February 5, 2014


camp vision

When you have been in camp for so long normally unattractive girls start looking good

Person 1 "hey man she looks hot eh?"
Person 2 "dude how long have you been in camp? I think you have camp vision because she is ugly"

by Chris234g February 21, 2018


Vision Forward

The ability of a job seeker to see one's self in the job or career they want, rather than reflect on their past jobs and past career. To see one's future self.

Joe was an accountant and an office manager in his past jobs, but his vision forward is, finanial analyst.

by zenofile March 27, 2009


testicle visions

Testicle visions where guys have sensations in balls and has trouble focusing, so doing simple things like reading or interacting become difficult

Damn. These testicle visions really messed me up on that test.

by AManWhotellsnolies May 30, 2014