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giant waffle

A bigger version of a waffle which you chant in the mirror three times (big waffle, big waffle, big waffle) to summon out of the waffle dimension. A man once said " always wash your hands after you crap" and that is how the legend of the giant waffle started. But never summon it without maple syrup because if you do it will make the giant waffle taste really bad.

I was just devoured by the extremely dangerous giant waffle that isn't fake at all!

by Senorsuckmymeatballs March 19, 2017

23πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Waffle-Ball

A game with dozens of rules, played in a pool. The object of the game is to make the waffle ball(usually a soccer ball) hit the rim of either of the two sides of the pool scoring one point for the throwers team. The catch is you have to be jumping into the pool grab the ball then release, if you grab the ball on the edge of the pool and hit the rim of the pool no points are awarded. Also the ball can hit the ladder posts causing two points. The best way to score is going in between the ladder post in doing so the throwers team receives five points. It is probably the best summer time sport, hands down.

man did you see that sick behind the back bouncer shot go through the ladder posts? that shit was the best Waffle-Ball throw I've ever seen.

by brooksayyyyy August 3, 2011

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Waffle House

The place to go when you want some good waffles at an economical price. Also a good late-night place.

That Waffle House down on 27 got a low health score, like a friggin 75.

by It's raw January 11, 2017

58πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


waffle stomp

When you take a shit in the shower, and stomp it down the drain with your foot.

If I get drunk enough tonight, I'm gonna use it as an excuse to waffle stomp my ex's shower. Fuck her house party!

by Smooth Buns 69 January 13, 2014

348πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


cock waffle

A β€œcock waffle” has at two (or more) definitions.

A) An insult, usually used when someone (or something) has been bad. Cock waffle is an example of foul language where the word β€œwaffle” has been added after a word to create a new foul language term.

OR
B) A waffle in the shape of a cock.

A) I had almost finished when my cock waffle of a computer suddenly turned itself off.

B) β€œI love u cockwaffle”.

by too-many-grouchy-people September 17, 2007

152πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Waffle tractor

The WaffentrΓ€ger auf E 100 is a German tier 10 turreted tank destroyer.

A proposal to mount a large-caliber antiaircraft gun on the chassis of the E-100 tank. The vehicle was to feature either a 128- or 150-mm guns with automatic loading system. However, the design project was never developed.
A collection of incredibly min-maxed extremes, the WT Auf E-100 has been a strongly influential tank upon the tier X metagame since its introduction to World of Tanks in the 8.9 patch and resultingly one of the most troubling to balance. Possessing autoloaded guns which do not share the traditionally poor gun handling characteristics of other autoloaders (and terminating a line known for stealth and traditional single-fire guns), this extremely visible tank is a monster of firepower that redefined the acceptable limitations for autoloader potential within World of Tanks. Outputting previously-unheard of 3360+ burst damage potential at its launch, the WT E-100 is not limited by an opponent team's hitpoint pool n 10 seconds. The WT E-100 is a tank that that never displays anything but brilliant performance: either brilliantly overwhelming, or brilliantly terrible. Unfettered by traditional TD limitations such as traverse, health pool, or view range, the WT E-100 is more self-sufficient than almost any other tier X TD in the game.
Oh and it has no armor whatsoever on the back of a turret so a tier 1 light tank can kill it.

The waffle tractor is another name for a tank that is good at destroying slow tanks but can easily be killed by a fast tank

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by H4ck3r January 9, 2015


Blarg Waffles

An item of food that is metephorically eaten on the internet and in chat rooms as a cure for bordom.

girl (00.21am) - k I'm going to bed, goodbye
guy (00.21am)- bye
girl has left
guy (00.40am)- can I has blarg waffles?

by Lew_as50 June 22, 2009