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When a male masturbates and ejaculates all over his hand, the pesky little germs are called wank germs and he will forever be contaminated with them, and girls can sense them from a mile away
Girl: Max don't touch me, you have wank germs
Max: Its not just me, every guy has them
To be wank drunk is a sensation solely associated with males who bash one out and suddenly succumb to the sensation of feeling lethargic and sleepy, almost drunk like immediately following a cheeky tug. Whilst males feel knocked out after having shot their loads, the expression wank drunk can also refer to general groginess and lethargy during periods of inactivity and boredom, as if they have just had a tug, are spaced out, and feel like just sleeping.
Alright mate, you look really tired.
Yeah, I'm fucked. I feel wank drunk.
When you wank to the pace of a march, such as Preussens Gloria, with precise and measured strokes. You may only fire once your officer orders you to.
I just had a prussian wank to Königgrätzer Marsch with the rest of the Aspergers' Group!
Masturbating, while sitting down in the shower. Spray cold water for a couple of minutes. After that you turn on the heat making the room humid. The key is to close your eyes and imagine you are sitting under a waterfall in Thailand.
Oh shit ! Chris flooded his hotel room again, he must have been having a tropical wank
adventurous gentleman seeking self pleasure while showering applies a generous amount of toothpaste with hand before bashing the bishop .
( also known as mint cock )
That man's being a cock womble
hasn't left is nuts alone for 5 minutes .
probably had a toothpaste wank this morning .
toothpaste wank may lead to crotch smelling of mint
Masturbating over sex you have recently had.
"Got some action last night boys!"
"Nice, going to have a sex wank?"
"Already have."
Getting really high and then jacking off.
“Bro I had such a good dank wank last night.”
“Dude, nice.”