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Sliced white sandwich bread. Usually used to sop up the remains on a plate or to wipe the mouth. Edible napkin.
We had a lovely meal of fried chicken and gravy. I grabbed some Arkansas Wedding Cake, wiped my mouth, and ate it.
A wedding where something is obviously very wrong, or out of place
Where everyone knows about it but no one will talk about it
In most cases the bride or groom is secretly gay
"Everyone but the bride knows the groom is gay. It's gonna be a pink elephant wedding!"
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The feeling that in every book/tv show you are exposed to anytime anything slightly dramatic starts to happen, every character you like in that scene will die. Most noted after a viewer watches "Game of Thrones" red wedding scene for the first time.
"I feel bad for the poor guy, he's got red wedding syndrome and freaks out even watching Disney movies, wondering who dies next."
A gigantic, usually pretty loud fart that comes out multi-tiered, starting out extremely wide and becoming more narrow towards the end of the fart, feels like it's shaped almost like a wedding cake
I woke up to a nice wedding cake fart this morning, I felt pretty invigorated.
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1. A disgustingly large sum of cash and or valuables
2. The only sum of cash that is greater than "megabank"*
*see megabank
I went to Belmont racetrack today and made a Jewish Wedding Cake.
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A butthole, generally a dude's. Something not as tight as it could be.
Good thing it was a californian wedding ring or I'd rip the skin on Frank the meat tank.
Describes anything that is supremely hard.
Mom's biscuits are as hard as a wedding night dick.
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