Finals week

Finals week is the worst week to be alive. the entire week itself with make you want to kys. You always are late to finish all of your work and are crying because you know you are way too sped to get into high school. After you finish all of your finals you will be so fucking happy than getting a damn C

why does this week suck so much?
It's cause it's Finals week
God damnit!

dragon week

Period. Menstruation. Satan's sacrificial fountain week. That 7 days or so when a biologically female person's uterus wall layers shed a microscopic egg and blood and tissues while the person with said uterus typically becomes a dragon that does not tolerate anyone or anything.

Him: Why is she so bitchy today?
Her: *rolls eyes* It's her dragon week this month.

Caitlin Weeks

a short ginger

oh look it’s a leprechaun, oh wait nvm it’s just Caitlin Weeks

Greek Week

(n):
1. Week-long celebration of panhellenic fraternities and sororities at American universities and colleges. Students participate in a litany of meaningless events that the rest of the campus cares nothing about - capitulated by "skits" being preformed. Usually characterized by "frat row" or another Greek-populated area of campus resembling that of a frat boy and sorostitute minefield.

"Hey man, you hear the Sigmas are coming back!"
"No one fucking cares about Greek Week."

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birthday week

when ones birthday falls upon a friday, they get the entire week to celebrate. thus calling that week, 'birthday week.' this is a rare occasion and should be relished by all those who are able to experience it.

guys, my birthday is next friday, get ready for birthday week!

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3 Weeks

A unit of measurement that serves as a placeholder for any length of time needed to accomplish a goal or complete a task when you do not know how long it will actually take.

Boss: I need those tax documents on my desk before the end of this quarter, Billy!
Billy: Sorry Sir, I can get them to you within 3 weeks.
Boss: ... You're fired, Billy.

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Boxing Week

The 6 day period, starting on Boxing day and usually lasting until New Year's Eve, where all stores declare they are having the biggest sales of the year, in the effort to clear out all their inventory for the new year.

''Remember the good old days when Boxing day was only one day?''

''Yeah, thank God for Boxing week, I've never bought so many useless things!''

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