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Another name for pubic hair on a male or female with male genatalia
Yo bro just shaved my weiner beard because I got a hot date tonight.
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when a male hits something with his wiener, mostly inflicting pain on himself more than the object
Mikey just weiner spanked that chair and now he's rolling on the floor in pain. Stupid.
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To slowly but surely wean a sexual partner that you're no longer interested in, but want to remain on good terms with, off of your weiner.
To cut communication and sexual relations more and more everyday until one day she realizes she hasn't seen you in over a month.
Jake: Dude, how are you going to break things off with Nikki when you two work together? Won't it be awkward from here on out?
Josh: I'll just have to do some good old fashioned weiner weaning. May take some time but after awhile we will just mutually call it off. If I cut her out cold turkey she'll think I'm an asshole.
Jake: Shit, that's genius.
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A name for a friend who you aren't really close with or someone you like to poke fun at. Thus you call them a weiner kisser.
It usually bugs them, but it sounds funny, and it isn't too harsh.
Friend: "Hey man."
Brad: "What are ya doin' you weiner kisser?"
Friend: "Ugh..."
Brad: "Bahaha!!"
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Hartman Hughes: "Yeah, she is going to smoke a weiner tonight."
Charles: "Dawg, how'd you do dat sheit you mudafocka??"
Ralph Lauren: "We have a sale."
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A man that is transitioning to female and has started taking hormones, developing breasts.
She's a weiner-boobs.
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to be a turkey weiner, you must take the turkey weiner out of the packaging and turkey slap your friend across the face with the slimy turkey weiner. after this is done you must proceed to throw the turkey weiner across ur kitchen until it breaks into multiple lil turkey weiners. then the next day there must still be turkey weiners in the couch cushions, on the walls, and in hidden places around your kitchen. and when asked if u threw the turkey weiner you MUST deny this action until the empty turkey weiner wrapper is found in the fridge by a non turkey weiner.
slimy turkey weiner
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