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The mental hard-on one recieves after launching a fully loaded AH-1W super cobra while sending it off with a "Have guns...Will Travel..." Salute.
Marine 1: " Hey Marine, did you see that sweet send off?"
Marine 2:" yeah man, that was motivating.
Marine 1:" I know, I got a case of the Whiskey Dick!
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when someone at a party goes off alone with someone else to perform oral
Kristin: Hey Amy, where did Jen and Nathan go? I haven't seen them in awhile..
Amy: Oh they went looking for whiskey.
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A man wishing his cock would grow despite of him have whiskey dick from drinking too much
"He totally couldn't perform, he had a case of whiskey dock"
man crying in the background repeating over and over- Hickory, Dickory, Dock, I wish I had a hard cock
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That's how miltary calls infected ones (zombies).
(Rescue Seven) -This is rescue seven , Over.
(Papa Gator) -Rescue seven , are you seeing Whiskey Delta, or friendly? Over.
(Rescue Seven) -Papa Gator , we're not sure .We are seeing -huh- multiple personel and small firearms. Over.
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The condition resulting from excessive consumption of alcohol in which you are impotent (can't get it up with a crane)
You get totally drunk and meet a beautiful woman in a bar. Astoundingly, she goes home with you and wants to get it on, but you have whiskey dick and can't perform (get a boner)
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A near disease like water on the brain. When working a long tedious and tasking day the mere mention of the Jim Beam sends one into a magnetic voyage to the nearest dive bar to drown the working man's woes.
In casual conversation with Andy, Kristine mentioned the bottle of whiskey she procurred for Tom's birthday this weekend. After putting in a crab fisherman's day worth of hard work and sweat, the mere mention of the fine gruel, gave Andy a severe case of whiskey on the brain only to be cured by a stop at the Buzzin Steakhouse on his way home.
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A Whiskey Breakfast is when you wake up from a night of drinking and continue drinking to beat the hangover. They can occur at home as soon as you drag yourself and the girl from the night before out of bed, or even at a restaurant.
The best way to honor a Whiskey Breakfast is to run around waking everyone up at a frat house Saturday morning and begin drinking games. If it is late enough, Whiskey Breakfasts are perfect with some delivery pizza.
Get your asses out of bed its time to start the party again! Everyone is having a Whiskey Breakfast and someone is cooking biscuits and gravy!
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