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The girl you always share a Lane with during swim practice.
Person 1: Why do you always split a Lane with her?
Person 2: Because she is my Lane wife.
a hardworking woman who was lucky enough to be hoosoo's wife.
is that hoosoo's wife
yes omg so cool
A female travel companion. This is the female you generally room with and spend all your time with at conferences and conventions. Sometimes this is a totally platonic partner; other times this partner satisfies a sexual or emotional need. It's especially fun to pretend that your otherwise platonic friend is in fact your sexual partner as you gallivant around the tourist attractions of the city. It is generally understood that this special connection is most strong while traveling. Both males and females can have a conference wife.
With a glitter in her eye, my conference wife proposed to me at the top of The Eye in Orlando.
The opposite of a whore face.
I could never cum on her face, because she will be/is the mother of my children. She has a wife face
When I fuck her it's not like porn. She doesn't make that slack jawed whore face. She has a wife face
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A beautiful wife, or thoroughbred, who is broken or has issues. Like a rescue purebred you cannot otherwise afford or deserve once purchased you realise he/she has had a traumatic life and will require extra attention and care for the life of the marriage.
You are an average looking guy with and average income but have somehow landed a knockout. She is probably a rescue wife with history.
1. A socialite, dressed primarily in haute couture labels.
2. Armani suits are currently the top male line of "power suits". So a woman married to one of these top executives, would be an "Armani Wife", she's married to a man in an expensive designer suit. He's one of her little accessories.
*I suppose you could also be a Chanel wife or a Dior Wife.
I saw his Armani Wife.
Grace and Rowena in movie "Perfect Stranger".
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A female gym buddy who is super cute, athletic, and a boss lady in the gym but isn't your actual girlfriend because she can deadlift and squat more than you.
No dude we're not dating she's just my gym wife.
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