Jehovah's Witness

(Grammatically incorrect.) A member of Jehovah's Witnesses.

Grammatically correct form: He is one of Jehovah's Witnesses.

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git it wit it

another way of sayin lets get going or Git R Done

as my peeps say in da hood ya'll, lets git it wit it

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Jehovah's Witness

a person who believes in Jehovah the Only God, and tries to save lifes just like Jesus and his disciples in the first century.

I'd really like to learn about the Bible with a Jehovah's Witness

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syk wit it

is something that is the greatest

that dunk was syk wit it

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wit ya

short and slang way of saying With you

person 1: then he was like dammmnnn take it ez ma boi i’m wit ya
person 2: i got yo back bro i’m wit ya

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Hustle Wit

1.To cheat out of an answer.
2.A book in the late 1960's by William Brakner describing technology.
3.To gangbang wisely.

1.Billy: No, I promise you 3+2 does not equal 5.
Jimmy: Are you just trying to hustle wit from me?
2.The hustle wit he had proved key in the drugdeal.

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Jehovah's Witnesses

Wicked evil people who show up on your doorstep at 3 in the morning and ask stupid questions such as (Note: the proper responses are listed below questions):

1. Have you found Jesus?
PR: Why NO. Why don't you come in and help me look for him? Sumbitch must be around here somewhere!
2. Would you like a copy of Watchtower?
PR: Thank you sir/madam. I needed some more kindling. (take publication, walk over to fireplace, and throw it in).
3. Would you like to donate to our ministry here in (insert town here)?
PR: I would but I am opposed to A. Panhandling B. Government Controlled Religious freaks.

Man them damned Jehovah's Witnesses came knockin again this morning.

What'd you do bro?

Answered the door naked.

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