ai-yak

ai-yak=uh-oh
studip people say this to John Mak

student A : you didn't do this homework
student B : ai-yak!!!

Yak Cran

Yak Cran is usually a good pro clubs player, naturally a ST who desires to be captain of a team, he is a tall lad usually 6'3 but can be taller. Usually British with a strong Welsh accent. He can be mean to Wang Kerr

Yak Cran scored a beauty against Space Raiders FC

yak paw

The maneuver of bringing your balls up over on both sides of the penis and then tucking your penis. While wearing tight pants it (your bulging testicles) appears as a yaks hoof or "yak paw." This is a complex and sometimes painful maneuver that should only be performed under extreme circumstances.

"Bro, did you see that chicks camel toe? No, but check out my yak paw! "

"Jimmy showed me his yak paw and I damn near threw up in my mouth"

"Hey Marlo, show me that yak paw again!...No way dude, last time I had to go to the hospital "

yam yak

noun: Food that tastes so good it makes you want to give up your earthly possessions.

verb/adjective: Derived from the word yammy, to consume comfort food that’ll cheer you up more than sexual intercourse with a yammy; pussy.

John Doe: I just bombed my final and feel like shit.
Maree: that’s ok, I have something special planned to help you later tonight. 😉
John Doe: I think I’ll yam yak at Chick-Fil-A instead.
*30 minutes later*

John Doe: That was a hell of a yam yak, I spent $30 at Chick-Fil-A I feel loads better now.

Yak-tears

Premium spring water from the mountains in Nepal.

Wow! Can I drink some of those yak-tears?

Yak Women

Not to be confused with Woo Girls. These are also groups of women in bars but notable for their maturity (in age, not behaviour). "Yak" refers both to the noise they make when they laugh and to their resemblance to the domesticated Nepalese bovines of the same name.

"Get a load of those Yak Women!" "What?? I can't hear you over their laughing."

Yaks beard

When a chicks pussy is so unshaven, that the bush flows through to the taint area. Resembling a yaks beard

"She wanted to 69 but her yaks beard kept tickling my nose"