Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.
That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!
Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!
Do not tell them that you are going to be mean. You end it at 5:00 PM . Don’t take it too far, if you want to end it you can. 3/18
Example: “Hey *******!” Um hey? “Why are you being so mean? *hits 5:00* It’s be mean to your gay friend day!
Is your opposite.Instead of you he is a good,healthy and responsable person.He is very sociable and all people likes he.
You:Who is the best person you have ever met?
X: Your best friend
*Slaps a friend*
Friend:What was that for?
You: dumbass it's may 5th known as slap your friends day!
Friend: Oh no!
On January 23 you can annoy your friends whenever and however you'd like!
"why have you been annoying me the whole day!?"
"Well bc it's National annoy your friend day!"
national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.
(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.
overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.
-Hey man u wanna have a three hour anal session?
-Yeah sure bro!
Anal session with your friend