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“Call Google”

What a dumbass says

Worker: sir, our servers have been hacked and google can’t pull up the page
Inept IT Manager: Well, I think we need to “Call Google”.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019


The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

by plssn April 11, 2020


Called Forward

to be called forward is to hear an inner voice that demands that you take action

At that moment I felt called forward: , I heard that inner voice, and I knew to be true to myself I needed to answer the call and speak up to say out loud exactly was what was on my mind, that wasn't a joke. It wasn't funny - it was from a perspective of ignorance.

by collinka October 30, 2021


Call Several People Table Gremlins Day

At the 22th of every month you can call several people table gremlins and sev or anyone can't do anything

Table Gremlin Is Several People And nothing can stop you from calling him table gremlins
"Call Several People Table Gremlins Day" personifies the table gremlinty of several people (i.e.Several People, Tom).
{Taka enters room} "Call Several People Table Gremlins Day"
{Friend enters room, surprising and overwhelming you with joy} "Several Is A Real Table Gremlin!!!"
Adapted from post cold war Journey Of Morals Culture references to Table Gremlins, Grelimed Tabled

rhythmic engagement inJourney Of Morals Server That people call sev table gremlins
Sometimes spoken with an indistinguishable Gremlins accent In cases of suprise greetings, 'Table Gremlins' is used in conjunction with the word 'Hey', as in "Hey Tabled Gremlins"

by TakaGoBrrrr December 22, 2022


Simp called noe

Donating 1000 dollars to a twitch thot so his name gets spit out. Pls sweep those simps and thots

Simp called noe pls kill me

by Noe is a simp May 1, 2020


you used to call me on your cell phone

Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city, you
Got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Cause ever since I left the city, you
Started wearing less and goin' out more
Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor
Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before

Guy 1: bro
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: You used to call me on your cell phone, right?
Gyt 2: yeah.

by septuagint bambi July 17, 2024


La Calle no existe

La Calle no existe

La Calle no existe

by Real Alberto July 23, 2022