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Alex

Probably the second ugliest thing
Like anal
That’s it

Hey Cole you an ALEX!

by Factsaf October 31, 2019


Alex

The most amazing guy anyone has ever met. He is good at everything and will always make you smile and laugh like a giddy little bitch. He is also super hawt and gives you butterflies whenever you so much as think of him. He has a giant cock and is good in bed and EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS PERFECT I AUGHDJHUSBND

(Me) "Alex is my boyfriend and I love him"

(Some bitch named Bethany or something) "omg I'm sooo jealous of you Alex is so hot"

(Me) "grrrrr get away from my mans RUFF RUFF RUFF BARK BARK ARRGGG"

by NoelTheWeirdo November 2, 2022


Alex

An intelligent good-hearted individual who watches out for those closest to him. He is goal oriented and probably a sex addict. He hopes to make it pro in sports or music but wont in either. He is good looking but unaware until fully matured. Has a lot of potential and can do almost whatever he tries at but also a procrastinator. 50% chance they are named after alexander the great.

“Did you see Alex in Friday's game??”
“Yeah that dude has potential! I bet he ends up in a d2 or 3 school making music and working a part time job just to end up working at some factory!”
“Yeah definitely an Alex.“

by Flapjackinoffurmom May 22, 2020


Alex

Cmon, everyone loves him, we know this. He’s literally the best and will kill you if you hurt someone he loves

Person 1: “Yeah I beat up Alex’s best friend”
Person 2: “Oh shit here he comes you better run”

by RandomlySelected November 16, 2021


Alex

Where do I begin... Alex is one of those guys who is never going to be your top pick. He is never gonna have the sexiest body. He is never even gonna have a killer dick. But, what does Alex have? Money and time. When you are desperate, you are gonna go over to Alex's house, he will be ready to pay you for whatever you preform on him. It feels so wrong, after all, he lives just .4 miles away from the daddies on the path. However, everyone needs to start low and work their way up the latter. That is why Alex is there, he is just a starting point to sluttyness.

"Fuck man I just gave Alex head cuz I needed $20"

"Isn't he only 5 inches???"
"Yeah but it had to be done, I am taking the big d!ck tomorrow."

by D_sukaifykykyk August 15, 2022


Alex

To alex means to drop a lit Jonko in a ashtray.

You need to be an idiot to alex

Dude he totally did an alex

by November 21, 2021


Alex

A dude that has three crushes and I’m one of them,and idk why I am

“Alex is not nice

by Maryama Barry December 22, 2018