cosmic jelly-bean jizzer

someone that has outer-space jelly-beans, so each time they ejaculate, their semen is a different flavor of jelly-bean.

Sally: why does your jizz taste so yummy?
Bob: i ate some jelly beans from outer-space.
Sally: you're a cosmic jelly-bean jizzer? that explains everything!!!!

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Dirty Little Bean Boy

A short Mexican boy or man. Often unsightly and full of acne.

Me: Hey Auggie have you seen the dirty little bean boy?

Auggie: No, I think Harley’s at home faking a flu.

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Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean

when you stick a dildo in gas and then stick it in your girls vaginal cavity then light it on fire and she will jump around and you have to put it out with your cum quick

Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean

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blue magic beans

Blue xanax pills that are shaped like beans.

Kevin: Hey, you got any of those little blue magic beans you could part with?
Blake: Not on me, but my aunt could hook you up.

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Oakdale Bean Dip

When you have your girl eat a whole bunch of beans and then do her in the butt. Then you try to fish out the beans with your member and then use the beans in a dip and eat it with your partner.

Lyndell - "Honey what do you want to do for dinner tonight?"
Ashley - "I just thought we would stay in and have some Oakdale Bean Dip"
Dave - "Oh!!! Can I have some?!?"

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Puerto Rican Bean Dipper

To place ones testicle inside anothers anus, then after removal having your scrotum cleaned off by use of tongue from a helpful stranger.

Making hot love with the addition to a puerto rican bean dipper with a Hawaiian woman is always delightful becuase the sweet pineapple remains in her stool.

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beans have been split

when the truth has been revealed.

Ibby: do you even know a Sarah?

Melenia: nope!!

Ibby: so the beans have been split!