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When you take a girl that looks like shrek out to the car and while she is giving you head you puke out the window of the car. (Bay City Michigan has more bars per capita than any other city in the US)
Dan just had a few shots and took that chick out back for a Bay City Blow Job.
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The high school of Pine City, Minnesota. It consists of asshole guys and super dramatic girls, and a few transvestites. Almost everyone is either on drugs, pills, alcohol, etc; also, most of them are hoes.
They even have a black kid and a few asians now.
The teachers are all pretty awesome, but none of the whiny children appreciate them at all.
Only drink out of the water fountain by the band room, or you'll have the herp before you know it.
Pine City High School is full of hoes and addicts, but they have an excellent speech team.
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Forest City,North Carolina, is a city 90 miles from Charlotte,and 10,0000 miles away from anything close to a civilized community. Its motto is “Small Town Friendly” but really everyone hate seeing each other,especially at Walmart
“Don't go to Forest City, North Carolina
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An ok school with shitty ass folks. Seniors lookin to get some freshman meat. Thick thotties, T H O T T I E S. 99.99% of the people in uchs just tryna fuck, get high on life. Majority of the people are Hispanics and problematic. Too many kids, might as well get a day care in here.
You're from union city high school?
Yeah, it's wild
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HEAVEN/ Sea Isle City- A cute family town by day, a party for teens and adults by night. Filled with chill police officers and lifeguards and known for its infamous promenade. Not nearly as populated as the surrounding towns of Ocean City and 7 Mile Island (Avalon and Stone Harbor) but is not far from their fun attractions. Sea Isle also has attractions of their own. There are various arcades on the promenade, the best being Island Breeze Casino, Pirate Island Mini Golf, and more places to get ice cream in the same four blocks than any other town. The beaches are beautiful and can accommodate large groups of people for summer fun. The waves are not very rough with a combination of small and bigger wave-perfect for everyone. There is plenty for adults to do at night with many bars very convienently located near eachother- always with live music. There are many places to eat all around the island some being expensive with gourmet food to pizza almost every five blocks or less downtown. There are many places to shop for clothes, games, and various other items. Sea Isle is a place of fun for family and friends, big or small, adventurous or relaxed. So “Smile, Your in Sea Isle”
I’m going to Sea Isle City, NJ for the weekend, it’s going to be tons of fun!
A sexual act, preferably unique to Utah (see "soaking") that occurs in a brief moment while passing through Salt Lake City.
Captain Beerhound, a airline pilot, had a brief, unsatisfying hook-up with a flight attendant in the Delta Sky Club during a Salt Lake City Layover. He later learned that what he had experienced was"soaking," a custom quite popular among some religious folk in Ski City, USA.
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He/she laying supine head hanging off of bed (think ghetto geyser), and ejaculate erupts from the nose with such force it thoroughly blasts the standing participants anus.
Ay get ova here and get yaself a river city tunnel flush ya scumbag!