one word. Steven H. they wouldn't let me put his last name. but that's right he single handily describes the definition.
Hey Steve your a douche bag!
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The most disgusting variation of "dousche bag". It's a person that is rude, fat, smells bad, stupid, and for some reason is as arrogant as hell and ruins the day of any person that comes within a few feet of them whether it's their rudeness or horrible body odor.
That ass clown is just a huge pile of douche haggis.
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A "Sidecick" of A douch bag, who handles their dirty work.
Ryan - Hey, go tell Buck that I'm going to beat his ass!
Colton - Oh My God! He's going to hurt me! What am I your Douche Nozzle!
Ryan - Yea! So Shut Up!
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Often a replacement for salt cake. Douche cake is created in the flats of Lexington, NC. Made and strip mined by a self righteous midget and his family.
Why don't you get your sorry ass in the fields and mine my douche cake midget.
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Someone high up in the corporate world, who has a lot of authority, etc., but is in fact NOT a douchebag, unlike most in his position, who would be douchebags.
-"Dude, that guy has so much authority, and he makes bank every year! what an ass!"
-"Yeah, but he's actually pretty nice."
-"Oh, sweet, what an Anti-Douche he is."
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A name used for a vape. Also known as a "Blake"
Ashe stepped outside at work to take a hit off his Douche Flute.
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Think of your typical Douche Bag and add a tad more douchebaggery.
Did you see that Giant Douche Bag Guido fist pumpin on the way out of the spray on tanning place on Vernon Blvd.
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