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Facebook Friend Binge: The act of sending many requests, at one time, to be friends with random individuals on facebook; adding people you wish to creep or learn more on.
Facebook Friend Purge: The act of deleting friends off of your friend list due to their incessant status' or knowing you will never see nor speak to the person ever again.
Ex. 1 Sarah: "Did you hear that Carolyn had a facebook friend purge recently?"
Eva: "Should I feel honored that I'm still on her list?"
Ex. 2 Chris: "I'm not proud; I facebook friend request binged last night."
Carolyn: "That's alright, at least they aren't calories. Facebook Friend Request Binge and Purge(s) happen to the best of us."
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A social disorder that makes it possible for your close family and friends to forget about you if u are not currently active on facebook. Sufferers will actually stop emailing and texting you if you're not constantly reminding them of your existance via facebook updates. If you don't exist on facebook, you don't exist to them at all.
I deleted my pics on facebook, and no one called me for a month! I didn't even get invited to my own class reunion. Wow, I didnt know the class of 2000 had Facebook Social Distortion Disorder (FSDD).
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when you and one of your peers are talking on face book and suddenly as you just send your next message face book notifies you that the one you were talking to has already logged off
you've been "facebook talk drop(face drop)"when you catch your self saying something like this. God dang it!! what, you too good to say bye,peace out,deuce,something! OK your cool,you da man.
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A play on "Wear your heart on your sleeve"-
Finding out people's mood or state of mind via the status update on Facebook.
Guy#1: "Dude, I'm feeling totally bummed about the Colts losing... I gotta go change my Facebook status."
Guy#2: "Dude, you gotta stop wearing your heart on your Facebook, it's embarrassing me."
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The Bixby Law of Facebook Chats of BLFC is a law which states that before one can engage in sexual acts with another person, he or she must approve the act with any person he or she has ever Facebook chatted.
Person A: Did you hear that Harry shagged Samantha?
Person B: Jane is mad because she Facebook chats Harry.
Person A: I guess he didn't follow The Bixby Law of Facebook Chats.
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In response to the Worlds Largest Facebook Group Ever, The Wold's Smallest Facebook Group Ever (WSFGE) was created and is the most selective facebook group ever conceived. WSFGE accepts only the smartest, fastest, attractive, interesting, and especially attractive people in the world. Even tho you can can join the WSFGE at any time, you often will be kicked out very soon afterwards, as well as shamed for attempting to fit in among such great people.
Ugly Kid: "I have joined The World's Smallest Facebook Group Ever like 10 times but they keep kicking me out"
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Obsessive Complusive Facebook Poker (OCFP) is when someone has nothing to do on Facebook but poke people. Similar to Obsessive-Complulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD), this addictive behavior will occur when people have no buisness being on Facebook, but feel the need to be on there anyways. Poking soon there after becomes an addiction and the person feels the need to constantly poke friends.
Friend: Why does Jake keep poking you on Facebook? Doesn't he have anything better to do?
Pokee: I don't know? I just poked him back, and minutes later I recieved another poke from him. I think he is a Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP)!
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