John: Hey do you play fortnite?
Jim: No, its cancer
computer:fine
9yo: loses a fortnite game
computer: non existant
An internationally legalized reason to demand divorce
Also the reason of multiple mom’s bankruptcy
Woman: I want to divorce my husband!
Judge: What did he do?
Woman: HE PLAYS FORTNITE ALL DAY
Judge: Send this man to prison and give this lady two psychologists, she will need them
A game that taught three year old's fuck
Hey let's play fucking FORTNITE
A game where a bunch of nine year olds yell “ UR ASS”.
*gets killed* “UR FUCKING ASS AT FORTNITE GET OUT OF MY GAME!”