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When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.
They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.
I cant wait to hang out in a basement and get The Wet Jake.
Jake has the most TOP TIER RIZZ especially in his pants he gets all the bitches
Hug anyone called Jake he might be your crush 😉
Hmmm...I really need a hug oh wait its national hug Jake day!
Probably the most hairy person you met. Also a very handsome person. Likes taking care of his beard and eating for fun. Not a Jake nunes
Jake Gardner can’t get sunburnt
An above-average braniac teen who isn't understood by the "normies", he is completely superior to his twin counterpart and is more attractive/sexy/better at biking. His "friends" treat him as an outcast because they fear the demons which reside within him. He loves tasteful anime shows that contain many action sequences, but his friends don't appreciate true action and believe that he watches it for the lewdity. Though it does get me erect, I do not watch it ONLY for the lewdity. His friends do not truly appreciate his companionship and loyalty throughout the years.
Jake Russo is totally a wicked dude! I heard he's allowed to surf the web!!!! He's gotten 58 handies in the back of the classroom.
her: have u seen jake briningstool?
friend: omg yeah he’s the sexiest man alive!
What my ELA teacher calls drake and Josh while trying to be “cool”
Have you seen jake and Josh lately