He has a small dick with no print
“Michael has a small pp yet he claims it’s so big and that he’ll whip it out, but it’s hmm🤏🏽.”
honestly HOTTEST MAN TO EVER FUCKING EXIST
hoe1: dude whos that hottie
hoe2:MUST BE A FUCKING MICHAEL
En super irriterende fyr, tænker kun på sig selv har svært ved at lytte og vise begejstring for andre. Går under navnet bøssepølse 007.
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Michael få fingeren ud
Michael is the name of a guy who’s hard working and determined. He’s a man who puts others first because of the kindhearted way he lives. He is a guy you go to for advice but also is a stud with ladies. He is handsome yet smart and everything any girl could want.
Here comes Michael I hope he likes me too
BUDDYS GOT THE FATTEST COCK OF THE CENTURY BRO ON GOD
DUDE A FUCK NIGGA BRO HE A LEGEND
TALL ASS MFS BRO FAT COCK
Girl 1: Damn, this guys got a big dick...
Girl 2: Must be a Michael!
Guy 1:Fuck that nigga michael
Michael is one funny lad. He has so many girls that come and go but he usually has one that he really loves. Shes usually pretty and her name is like starting with L or something.
Guy 1: Hey that guy is super funny. Who is he?
Girl 1: I think thats Michael. he's the class clown! Ahh that silly lad.