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Swiss Miss Instant Piss

When you don't check the serving size while preparing your Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate.

According to Sam O'nella the chocolate tastes like piss. So you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury, the cat shits itself and jumps out the window as you kick the Swiss Miss box across the room.

-You take a sip and it tastes like piss, Swiss Miss Instant Piss.

by HealthyMinder April 20, 2021

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who pissed in your cornflakes?

Idiom meaning "Why are you in a bad mood?", implying discontent with the other person's attitude. As it is a rhetorical question, no response is expected. Often used in situations where the person being asked is angry as the result of an underlying cause and therefore snaps at people who have nothing to do with this cause.

Jordan: "How was your day, Hector?"

Hector: "Go to Hell, moron!"

Jordan: "Who pissed in your cornflakes?"

by suburbandefiner May 22, 2014

54πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


piss out my ass

piss out my ass a bad case of diarrhea when you take a dump and it comes out like piss

i ate some rancid food last night and i could not do anything except piss out my ass all day and night

by littlejimmie March 11, 2019

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7th Gen Piss Filter

A term referring to the common brown-yellow color palette and generally cloudy visuals of 7th generation console games (i.e. GTA IV, Resistance 2)

John: why do so many Xbox 360 and ps3 games look like someone spilled coffee all over the lens and didn’t clean it off?

Austin: Yeah that 7th Gen Piss Filter really grinds my gears

by BlueJay211 April 5, 2021


pour piss out of a boot

May have multiple meanings:

1. When describing a stupid person, or
2. When describing a very large rain storm.

1. You're so dumb you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel!

2. Look at those clouds, its about to pour piss out of a boot!

by 7h0rn3 April 5, 2009

42πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Taco Bell Piss Nachos

The sequel to buger king foot lettuce where the youtube channel β€œtop 15s” talks about a Taco bell employee who pissed on nachos.

#14

*gay voice* β€œNumber 14 Taco Bell piss nachos...”

by TheFuck69 March 10, 2018


who pissed in your coffee

When someone is in a particularly foul mood first thing in the morning. Many people will have a cup of coffee before anything else is taken care of. Therefore their coffee must have been pissed in to start their day off so badly.

Joe: "Hi Jack! Wonderful day isn't it?"
Jack: "Ah fuck yourself you fucking fuck!"
Joe: "Well who pissed in your coffee this morning asshole!"

by Jumpingrat March 25, 2007

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