I can't so you can't

This is the garbage energy and motivation that those who cannot or will never be emotionally successful use to try to stop those who CAN from reaching their happiness and potential. Fuck these people. Losers. Miserable sods. Need I type anymore?

Mom: "Well, you know that you have other things to consider instead of helping yourself in this difficult transition."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."

Pass you so hard

When you pass a slow-ass driver on a 2-lane road and leave them in the dust

As I sped by the slow driver I yelled, “I pass you so hard!”

catch a SO

To catch a SO is the act of going out and finding a significant other. By using this slang, you are actively letting surrounding people know you are looking for love.

“Yeah I’m going out tonight, looking to catch a SO!”

That's so blanket

something is smothered or outshined by something, kinda like cockblocked.

squiggles "you did you here about Drake's 'Family Matters'"

John "Yeah that's so blanket, Kendrick washed him with 'Meet the Grahams'"

Your mom is so fat

start of a roast battle

mommy suck my balls your mom is so fat

So... No?

Is it not? Cus... that's a little disappointing... ☹️

Hym "So... No? Damn... Well now I'm actually sad...☹️"

Iam "What's got you down chum?"

Hym "Nothing is ever the way I want it to be... ☹️"

Iam ".... Wait... You don't mean... Aw come on! That's so vulgar! You're so embarrassing sometimes! God!"

Hym "I'm sad enough as it is! You don't have to salt the wound!"

Iam "The wound is you being a pervert!"

Hym ☹️🙇🙍🥺